Hiassen, Carl. Chomp. 2012. Random House. New York, NY.
Hardcover $16.99, ISBN: 978-0-375-86842-9.
Derek Badger is a reality tv star. His show, Expedition Survival, is
all about his adventures in the wilderness while battling wild animals
who are out to eat him for dinner.
Wahoo Cray is a
teenager whose father - Mickey - is a Wildlife Wrangler. Mickey's the
man you talk to if you want "tame" wild animals on your program. He has
trained the animals, and he takes care of them and makes sure that you
treat his animals safely while they are on your program.
A
few months back, the lives of the Cray family were turned upside down
when a frozen iguana dropped on Mickey's head after a hard freeze and
dented his head - giving him a concussion, persistent migraines, and
double vision. Since the accident, Mickey has not accepted any work,
and the family's financial situation is getting dire.
When
a phone call comes in from the Expedition Survival crew, asking
Mickey's father to be the animal wrangler and provide them with an
alligator, a snake, and a snapping turtle, Wahoo snaps up the offer
without consulting with his father. "What could possibly go wrong?"
Derek
Badger really isn't the Wildlife Survival expert that he plays on tv.
He loves comfort and luxury, and doesn't like being uncomfortable.
However, after an incident with an alligator, Derek is convinced that he
can conquer anything and insists that his crew film in the Everglades
with real wild animals along, so that the viewers can get the true
Everglades Wildlife Experience.
Wahoo and his Dad are
hired to be the animal wranglers on location, and Wahoo's friend Tuna
tags along with them at the last minute, sporting a black eye that she
claims came from "falling down a set of stairs", but everybody knows was
given to her by her father.
What happens when the crew hits the Everglades is the stuff of nightmares:
1) Derek Badger goes missing in the middle of a storm.
2) Tuna's Dad shows up waving a gun, threatening to kill anyone who stands in between him and his kid.
Will Derek be found in time?
Can Tuna escape her father's wrath?
*Note - I have cross-posted this review on my other blog, Mini-Van Mom.*